“I say ‘YOU HEARD ME MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SHITPOSTING?!’ THEN I DOWNVOTE HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKIN’ COCONUT, HE EDITS HIS COMMENT, I’M DOWNVOTIN’ HIM, EVERYBODY’S GOING FUCKING CRAZY! EVERYBODY, MOTHERFUCKER!! From that day on, nobody even upvotes me cross-eyed.