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Charlie Kirk couldn't watch SAW XI

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Maarva and Clem kidnapped a boy named Kassa and committed cultural genocide when they forced him to change it to Cassian. Why do you think Maarva was so against him looking for his sister, the only connection he had to his people?

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Maarva and Clem kidnapped a boy named Kassa and committed cultural genocide when they forced him to change it to Cassian. Why do you think Maarva was so against him looking for his sister, the only connection he had to his people?

Rebellions are built on shitposts. Meme subreddit for Andor and Rogue One

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KEEP THOSE SPACE WIZARDS OUT OF STAR WARS

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Captain Kirk first appeared on TV after the birth of Kirk Hammett but before that of Kirk Cameron. Shatner’s final appearance as Kirk was the year after Charlie Kirk’s birth; Kirk Kerkorian died before Chris Pine’s final appearance as Kirk, but Kirk Douglas died after Pine’s final appearance.

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Charlie Kirk was 2 days away from watching Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba The Movie: Infinity Castle.

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But the Empire are the BAD GUYS and the US military are the GOOD GUYS. George Lucas PBUH is rolling in his grave at the thought of US soldiers being portrayed as the villains.

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I bet he was forced to thank Kathleen KKKennedy by the woke mobs

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You guys know screenshoting posts over and over and over isn't funny right?

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Did Lando raid his closet because he assumed Han was a dead popsickle?

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Contrary to popular belief, "AI" does not stand for "Artificial Intelligence" but rather is named after its creator, Aaron Iverson, who tragically died while attempt to stop his own creation from killing some kids by decapitating them with DVDs of Dean Cain movies.

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Charlie Kirk fully lived his life within the lives of almost exactly half of the world's population.

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Why does the music from now sound like the music from the past from the same genre?

We are closer to 2050 then we are to 1869

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Charlie Kirk is exactly 1 day younger than Trump’s 2nd youngest child

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Zohran Mamdani has lived through the lifetime of Charlie Kirk.

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Poop pill

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Megan thee stallion and Charlie Kirk could’ve watched frank Sinatra live together

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Ariana Grande is older than Charlie Kirk

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Which Star Wars character is this for you?

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Zack and Cody are older than Charlie Kirk

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If Jeanne Calment lived as long as Charlie Kirk, she would not see 1908 Ford Model T

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All Presidents of the United States have lived longer than Charlie Kirk.

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If Jeanne Calment lived as long as Charlie Kirk, she would’ve died on January 19th 1907

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Unless he went to Berlin, Charlie Kirk could not have seen the film Lesbian Space Princess.

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If Jimmy Carter lived as long as Charlie Kirk, he would’ve died on August 28th, 1956

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