$1 million every year but you switch genders for one day per month

We can all agree this is the worst monster in Wilds right?

Are you cooked or Nah?

If you could add one new feature to No Man’s Sky, what would it be and why? More ship customization? Space station overhauls? Planetary cities?

I wish i had metal skin so that showers wouldn’t be necessary

I'm gonna pretend that shit was on purpose.

What movie made you cry the first time you saw it?

"What's better than sex?" Ever pulled off an off-set with the Insect Glaive?

I dont care how good they are, im not using them

My first time ever playing Halo completely blind. What in god's good name is that sound? I am genuinely terrified and absolutely afraid right now

Actively watching the cameras.

My mom’s husband did this in my brother’s high school notebook

Five million dollars a year to live in (almost) complete isolation. How long are you lasting?

I wish for a perfectly normal strawberry cupcake.

A game where I can just... vibe. Exist. Be there. No stress at all.

How do you think Hiccup would’ve rode toothless if he lost his right leg instead of his left?

The night sky has flipped, how many days until you notice you're seeing the wrong stars? $1b if it's under 10 days.

They say the brain stays conscious for 7 minutes after death.

Tell me

It's the first and only thing I hear every time.

Duel Blades wettest dream 😩

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TIFUpdate: watching people have sex

This is how communion is done at your typical Mega-Church

An alien space pod carrying a baby lands on your property, carrying a newborn infant. The only few differences that make it different from other people are that it has a long, monkey like tail and spiky black hair that always stands up. What are you going to do with this alien child?