Phil's not accepting visitors right now...
Get Joe Biden on the horn. He'll straighten this out.
Anda justa one-a more thing... She gotta have-a big-a tits!
You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.
WHADDAYA HEAR WHADDAYA SAY?!?!!!!
Everybody knows you been the biggest fuckin cooze hound around the past four or five hundred years...
I'm havin good luck with Swiss Basics Moisturizing Formula...
He's a strong kid, Anakin... very resilient...
Cocksucka had the toughest reputation in Saint Petersburg, but he never came back after I got chrew with him.
Paulie, it's me. We had a problem down here at the uuuhhhh plane the Delta whateva. It's pretty bad. Lady broke her wrist. Some Puerto Rican kid lost some teeth.
Ees this Mrs. Putins?... I used to fuck you husband.
What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you?
You are NOT gonna fuckin believe this...
I think it’s time for you to seriously consider Satanic Black Magic, sick shit!
That's not a lawn jockey... that's Bryan Spatafore.
Kind spirit, is your name Bryan Spatafore?
The country does not cover medical procedures deemed caused by criminal sexual activity, section 4, paragraph 15...
To Kanye, she's beautiful...
Now, stawp that tawk. It upsets me.
I want you to sanction a hit on Asteroid 2024 YR4.
And I'd eat her out while I was down there...
I have fucked a catcher's mitt.
I don't care if he's got 100 arrows in his head, he's a piece of shit and u know it.
Leotardo... that's my fuckin' legacy...
Day 5. Most upvoted comment fills in ‘Is morally grey, Is presented as morally grey’