Favourite or funniest quotes?

This has probably been done before but let’s hear it anyway. What’s your favourite or funniest quotes?

I’ll start. I believe it’s season 6 episode 1 “Gossip” where the office find out that Stanley is having an affair. Then when Michael gets a call back from Terry, Stanley’s wife. Jim and Pam try to talk to him out of answering but he answers the phone, “What’s up Cynthia?” 😂😂😂