Crazy workplaces

Currently managing a server room that’s basically a prop closet, with half-eaten mannequins and leftover ring lights. My director is halfway across the country, leaving me minimal guidance and zero budget. Everyone has admin creds, and a vendor once had all the passwords. Meanwhile, remote editors demand miracles with crayons. Also dealing with post-fire power issues. It’s like herding cats wearing wigs. Anyone else stuck in a server-broom-closet nightmare with no budget and weird props?