There is no Value in Strip Clubs Anymore

I went clubbing last night. Hadn't gone into a strip club in a while so it was mildly exciting to go. I tend to prefer Gentlemen's Clubs so I went into the one last night that is supposedly the best in my area. $10 to park, $10 to get in, $12 for a single beer. I'm $32 down when I first sit down. I hadn't been there very long and got approached by a really cute Filipina . She immediately starts complaining about how dead the place was. I looked around. There were maybe a half dozen patrons sitting around the bar drinking and probably 20-25 dancers all sitting around. Some were even sitting around a table playing poker. No dancing going on.

My Filipina suggested we go get a dance. She was adorable so away we go. I didn't ask how much. My mistake. Dances are done in a semi private area in booths. Not that comfortable and not that private. The girl is wearing pasties and there is not much touching involved. I'm in Florida so I'm thinking this is kinda lame. The song ends and the next song begins. Then I realize I should ask how much the dances are. $50 a song. WTF ???? I start to get up and the girl pushes me down. At that point she implies that the dancing is about to get better so I let her continue. It didn't. I ended on two songs. I then realized why no one else was getting any dances. $50 for a lame dance is whack. I just spent $132 and didn't even get an erection.

It's still early, so I decide to go to the dependable dive bar club nearby. I walk in. $12 cover. On the stage is this Vision. Awesome body, perfect tits. She was so sensual. She made eye contact as soon as I walked in the door. She immediately got off stage and came right over to me. She was GOOD at her job. Very touchy and affectionate . She suggested the 30 minute room for $300. That actually didn't sound like that bad of a deal. But then I had to pay the club another $100 for the room. Hmmmm........

I said this girl was good at her JOB. She was an expert at extracting cash from me. She was very sensual and sexy. She would put those perfect mammories right in my face but I couldn't kiss them . AH ........ That's an extra $100. I stupidly agreed. From then, the 30 minutes was fun. But kissing on the tits was the only "extra" I was getting. She didn't even really do any stick shifting. So after the 30 minutes, I have blue balls. I spent $500 for 30 minutes to get Blue Balls.

So no wonder that clubs are having a hard time filling up. I'm not cheap. I make a good living and I'm willing to spend when I see value. But these clubs have lost touch with reality. Where are clubs like the old Inner Room in Cocoa Beach ? They had $10 lapdances and I wouldn't even keep count. I would just hand the girl a Benjamin after a while.

Is there any Value Club out there ?