Why did Cartman end up homeless?
And don’t start telling me it’s because of his immaturity or inability to hold a job. Cartman is a fucking financial genius; he doesn’t need a job. As a kid, he started successful businesses more than once and almost always failed only because he chose to trust the wrong people (his friends), whom he brought in as partners and who ruined everything. I’ve always believed that the only thing keeping him from at least living a luxurious life—or at most, taking over the world—was his friends. So how the hell did he end up homeless in the future with all of that going for him?