The parable of the chickens who preferred either Popeyes or KFC

There were a group of chickens and their politics were split: some were aligned with master colonel at the KFC and the others were team Popeyes.

The colonel says all chickens have a right to free stunning before the act! This was the rallying crying of the chicken rights group. Team Popeyes said a chicken deserved only thoughts and prayers.

One lady chicken said maybe we should be neither team KFC or Popeyes. She was called a weirdo if not heretic.

Indeed, where else could a chicken find overflowing fountains and wide spacious seats?