Oasis Fanatics only. Variations/additions to lyrics

Was looking for a catalogue of oasis song lines that have been changed/tweaked during live performances. Any one off funny ones would be great! Examples below…..

All I need are Cigarettes and Football Cos when it comes on top you cunt/fucker, you gotta make it happen

I’ve waited for a thousand years for you to come and fuck me out my mind

You take two sugars in your tea

Gas Panic at Wembley (dear me that was a whole narrative!)

I thank you for the sun the one that shines on everyone who deals drugs

You get the idea!