MANSCAPED Lawnmower 5.0 Ultra sucks?

I just tried the Lawnmower 5.0 after getting it on sale during Black Friday and I gotta say... it probably cut me more times than hairs it was able to cut. I swear the trimmer just glides over my skin AND over my hair. Any hair it does attempt to cut it just tugs it instead of cutting it. It took me an hour to do what once took me 20 minutes to do with my previous Lawnmower 3.0. Every blade guard had the same effect, in that they just pushed my hair under the trimmer and barely cut any hair. Even when the trimmer was able to cut, the guards got blocked up so fast I had to take them out after every successful pass. I tried going slow and fast, tried cutting dry and wet hair, yet it barely worked. Don't buy, it doesn't cut it :)