ALL the thing

Hi all,

Can we compile all the things that Janelle does that are ridiculously annoying? Off the top of my head:

• "All the things"
• "obsessed"
• clicking nails/fingers on products
• Gaslighting posts about "motherhood" etc about being so difficult.
• Calling Reddit "rats", seems to be trolling this sub with showing tummy time early on,
• tailoring literally every piece of clothing
• Ordering 20-30 boxes of amazon crap per day/ box waste
• Bland ass house with the same silver/gold etc, getting obsessed with bland artwork, etc.
• freaking out over silver leaf patters and wallpaper
• Clearly neglecting Bella as the dog needs activitiy/walks, not just peeing on a turf lawn.
• hating cats.
• taking medicine against warning labels
• Dairy free, gluten free, super healthy --> drinks, pizza
• "cooking" factor meals by microwaving them
• "attempts" at cooking
• "Hosting" parties when everything is catered/paid for
• Ignoring baby P's development needs
• Container baby
• no tummy time
• "I don't /rarely drink"
• entirely overdressed or not dressing to the occassion
• eye-f*cking self in outfits
• "Church goer" hasn't been in what seems like Months now that Xmas is over.
• constant inquiring about being pregnant even though no one cares
• saying that she's doing all this work by herself when they had a nanny/night nurse
• "workout plans" that she doesn't stick to 12-30-3, weights, Pilates,
• being "obsessed" with things that are 15 years old(Dutch Bros, etc.)

Also if anyone can recap any fun/good stories from previously, like stuff with Mel and the wedding planner, career direction, that would be good too.