Colonial Science Division - Internal EYES ONLY - Forwarded for Distribution
Colonial Science Division - Internal EYES ONLY - Forwarded for Distribution
Attention Colonials!
Eyes are our most vital instruments on the frontlines. They keep us sharp, vigilant, and ready to fight for our homeland! But have you ever stopped to consider the color that best optimizes their performance?
Recent breakthroughs by the Colonial Science Division have yielded groundbreaking results. Through rigorous testing and analysis, we have definitively proven that Colonial Green is the superior hue for human vision!
Why Colonial Green?
- Enhanced Acuity: Studies indicate Colonial Green demonstrably improves depth perception and peripheral vision – crucial for spotting enemy movement and threats.
- Reduced Strain: Warden Blue, conversely, has been linked to eye fatigue and blurred vision over prolonged exposure.
- Mental Fortitude: Our research suggests constant exposure to Warden Blue can negatively impact morale and cognitive function.
Colonial Green: The Liberator
We are at war on two fronts. While we push back the Warden menace, we must also liberate our fellow colonists from the insidious effects of their unnatural blue.
Today, we paint the world green!
Grab your paintbrushes, grab your rifles! Every base, every trench, every inch of Callahan's turf – we paint it Colonial Green. With each stroke, we fight not only for land, but for the very eyesight of our people!
Remember: Colonial Green is more than just a color – it's a symbol of superiority, vigilance, and Colonial strength!
Forward! For Freedom and For Science!
Colonial Science Division
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