I am now the confused owner of two T-Mobile flashlights. What do?

Showed my girlfriend how comical the “free” T-Mobile flashlight was, after seeing one of you make a post about it. 25 minutes later, she comes home, and I am now the proud owner of these absolute shit units. I love her so much for going out of her way, and picking up this e-waste for me, because these are absolutely hilarious, and it made me smile. Now I beg the question…should I modify one of these and make an absolute abomination? Also, the last two photos are of the paper they came with. Didn’t know if y’all would want to see what it says.