Dark bootyhole

So when I was 14 I was curious on what my starfish looked like and was horrified cause it was dark. I didn’t think that was normal so I did some google research to see how I can get it it lighter(idk why I wasn’t even sexually active till two years later) but I found where women bleach their assholes. Now in my mind I was like YES this is it right here. So I went to the laundry room and grabbed the bleach and put it on a rag to try to lighten it. It did not it just burned so bad I probably needed to go to the hospital but I was too ashamed to tell my parents what took place in the laundry room. It was burned and all messed up for a week. The first few days I thought I was gonna die 😂. Anyone else have this experience or am I just stupid