Blacked out, didn’t have the best morning.

So I woke up this morning on my bathroom counter, glad I didn’t roll over while sleeping because the floor was soaking wet and that would’ve been annoying to wake to.

Anyways I drink some water from the sink and went into the kitchen, FUCK there was marinara sauce and flour everywhere. Flour on the floor, in the drawers and pasta sauce all inside the fridge, it looked like I microwaved a hamster in there.

We were out of soap so I was gonna buy some to clean but I couldn’t find my damn wallet. I have an AirTag because this happens often and it was in the backyard so I assume I threw it at a bird again

So I assume I tried to hand make pasta last night but we don’t have eggs so I don’t know what I was thinking.

Even worse my car windshield is cracked I have no idea how that happened because my keys are in a timed lockbox and were still there in the morning.

Honestly a lot of feelings, I’m just glad I didn’t do anything too bad.