How to survive Joe Goldberg as a You

1. Hate books. You must not show any signs of depth or intelligence, you should hate reading of any kind and make it a point to express it whenever possible.

2. Act like the typical yandere. You must match Joe’s obsession, but be even more obsessive. Feign jealousy if you can, make constant demands for attention.

3. Be argumentative. Joe doesn’t go after people with strong personalities. So pick fights whenever possible, and constantly find something else to complain about.

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