What’s the craziest most unhinged things a man has said to you??

So my ex was a CRAZY UNHINGED GUY AND HERE ARE SOME OF HIS GEMS:

  1. Why do you wanna lose weight baby… you’ve got good boobs…dont na (when I was struggling with PCOS)
  2. Why don’t you start an OF … and I will be your only subscriber
  3. You know my dream… is to organise an orgy for my friends… and watch them but not participate .. I don’t want HIV
  4. I am against gays cause I am a good Christian… but I don’t mind two girls kissing… especially in front of me…..
  5. You don’t wanna do organ trafficking with me?? (In a serious shocked tone )
  6. You’re thick and you’re lucky I like thick girls.
  7. (When I refused his advances while he was driving): oh so you think you’re a good girl now huh??
  8. I used viagra but my mamma said it’s bad for heart if I use it too often
  9. Why can’t you tell me the colour of your underwear… when I was in college girls came up to me and whispered in my ears….
  10. I want to own a baboon… you can train them to work for you…..

Oh I remembered more:

  1. So he had the same name as my brother so I said ‘you know my brother’s name is same as yours’ and he goes,‘ really?? That’s sexy.’

  2. Why are you edible …. I want to eat and lick your face…

One side note: he didn’t study in the same college as me …. And he told me his fantasy is to have sex in the bushes of my college with me…..I was like nope….🙂‍↔️…

And yes we broke up (which was another long story) but now I am doing far better so I jsut cringe and laugh thinking of how unhinged he actually was…..

Edit 2:

  1. Oh he also told me this: I want you to wear a white fitting shirt…. And go in front of my car… and jump while it rains …. I never did obviously….

Edit 4:

  1. When I told him I have maternal instincts and want to be a mother Someday: babe even though I don’t want babies… I can make you a mother.. but you’ll be a single mother (laughs then says the next line) what if we clone our babies and make them work as slaves for my business??!!

My ex was a man child…. He was kinda….. mentally not evolved I think….

Oh he also casually mentioned that he got a ‘glock from Austrian black market.’

Yup. He was like…. Unbelievably unhinged….

Edit 5

Omg I remembered one of the most unhinged lines:

  1. Baby tell me your period cycle so I can track our dates around your ovulation day…. You’ll be the horniest that time na??