Rookie driver here. Embarrassed myself this morning. Tell me some of your bad day horror stories to cheer me up please.

Edit: Thanks for all the responses. I know it could have been worse and at the end of the day 1. I didn’t break anything and 2. I got out of it. Some of these stories are so much worse than what I went through and coming from what I’m sure are much better drivers than me. Live and learn