100% real serious theory about what the J in Jschlatt means
So as we all know our favorite sleep deprived member Mika makes music under the name Alex unknown. In Alex unknown's fourth album Runoff heart machine the fourth track is titled "johannn". In this song's chorus Alex sings about a man named Johan who likes to play with a girls heart because he can. Schlatt played with a girls(Justaminx) heart before on Love or host, and farther more when he took her on a Minecraft date. More proof is when later in the chorus Alex says "Johan What's up guy, whats the plan big man" We all know schaggot likes to go by the name big guy. Could this Mika talking to schat and keep it subtle by saying "big man" and not big guy. Could I be fucking stupid as shit. In the chorus Alex says "Your wires run on diesel" Schlatt is known to talk about cars a lot giving more proof that this is schat Mika is talking about. IN CONCLUSION With all the evidence shown I conclud that the J in Jschlatt stands for Johan. I present to you Johan Schlatt
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3x37Suwe9nc&si=GBGnteoC3k1R5pO5
here's the song so you can do your own research😤 and maybe stream the New Alex unknown album January tenth.