There are no bugs in skong.
You heard it here, folks, silksong will have NO bugs! Hollow knight was a lie!! It was all a ploy by team cherry to make us THINK we know what is going on behind the scenes, but we don’t! Or at least YOU don’t. I, however, am different. I hacked into the game files after years of NO INFORMATION to finally see what is happening. And what I found is shocking. One of the first things I saw was the phrase “we aim for this to be a game without any bugs”. HORNET IS NOT A BUG!!! AND NOBODY ELSE WILL BE A BUG! I also saw the words “game” and “freak” while quickly reading over the google doc. SKONG HAS BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY GAME FREAK, EVERYONE! So I have come up with a theory. The image you see now is hornet- or should I say CHARIZARD!! OF COURSE GAME FREAK WOULD NAME THE MAIN CHARACTER AFTER THEIR FAVORITE CHILD!! But since they can’t make it TOO obvious, her name is instead spelled Chorezerd! And what is the charizard line based off of? REPTILES OF COURSE!!! SINCE CHOREZERD CAN NOT BE A BUG, SHES AN IGUANA! And since OBVIOUSLY tiny sewing materials wouldn’t work for her new size, she wields instead a Glock 17!!
We were nothing but FOOLS to believe team cherry! But now we know! WE KNOW THE TRUTH. THIS IS SILKSONG. CHOREZERD IS THE TRUTH FJSULQNCUAGDLSBAJCUWKV
You heard it here, folks, silksong will have NO bugs! Hollow knight was a lie!! It was all a ploy by team cherry to make us THINK we know what is going on behind the scenes, but we don’t! Or at least YOU don’t. I, however, am different. I hacked into the game files after years of NO INFORMATION to finally see what is happening. And what I found is shocking. One of the first things I saw was the phrase “we aim for this to be a game without any bugs”. HORNET IS NOT A BUG!!! AND NOBODY ELSE WILL BE A BUG! I also saw the words “game” and “freak” while quickly reading over the google doc. SKONG HAS BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY GAME FREAK, EVERYONE! So I have come up with a theory. The image you see now is hornet- or should I say CHARIZARD!! OF COURSE GAME FREAK WOULD NAME THE MAIN CHARACTER AFTER THEIR FAVORITE CHILD!! But since they can’t make it TOO obvious, her name is instead spelled Chorezerd! And what is the charizard line based off of? REPTILES OF COURSE!!! SINCE CHOREZERD CAN NOT BE A BUG, SHES AN IGUANA! And since OBVIOUSLY tiny sewing materials wouldn’t work for her new size, she wields instead a Glock 17!!
We were nothing but FOOLS to believe team cherry! But now we know! WE KNOW THE TRUTH. THIS IS SILKSONG. CHOREZERD IS THE TRUTH FJSULQNCUAGDLSBAJCUWKV