I work a full time job bruh

I can't play close range weapons. I die way too much. Game is way too hectic for my brain.

Been playing this game since day 1 of splatoon 1 on the wii U and I've never been good with close range weapons. Chargers/Tristringer and the jet squelcher are all I'm consistently good at using. I've spent the past 2 hours trying out new weapons, and it's been an absolute disaster for my rank score (sorry if I was on your team). I refuse to play turf war, it's too boring for me, I need my blood pressure to be within aneurysm levels at all time while playing.

I say I'm good at this game, but I honestly suck unless I'm 2 miles away from the battlefield sniping. Lord have mercy CAN I snipe tho, I usually get 3 gold metals and over 10 splats on a normal well balanced match while using my beloved splatcharger (be it rare considering the match making).