I’ve got an announcement to make!

I've come to make an announcement, Some of you are a bitch ass motherfuckers. You pissed on this fucking sub. That's right, they took their gooner fucking pen out and they posted bad fan art on this fucking sub. And they said "this is so smexy" and posted and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Reddit dot com. SMG4 gooners, you got a small pineas, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? They fucked this sub, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that, r34 artists?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOTS! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.