when guys poop do they just hold their dicks?

i heard someone say theirs hits the toilet bowl and i actually wanna throw up thinking about that 😭 when i tried to get an answer someone said they sling it over their shoulder so i can’t get a serious answer without laughing PLS SOMEONE HELP

like do you hold it? let it sit on the seat? put it on your leg?

so far i’ve heard:

slinging it over their shoulder, twirling it like an evil moustache, detaching it, setting it in a glass on the sink, wearing it like a scarf..

BUT I JUST WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH PLS 😭