Scary things happened at my girl birthday party.

Yesterday was my girl’s birthday, so she had a small house party. Just me and her close friend were invited. Around midnight, her friend left, and I was about to leave too, but she insisted I stay because her family wasn’t home, and she was scared of the dark.

Being the 6ft gentleman I am, I agreed. We were both tired and decided to sleep—separately, of course. Then, out of nowhere, she started hitting me with a belt. No reason, no warning, just straight-up WWE mode. In the morning, I asked why, and she casually said she was possessed by a Jinn.

Yeah, sure. Totally makes sense.