Where, in relationship to your tramp stamp from 1993, would you like me to put the IcyHot?

Real words that came out of my husband's mouth. I ruined my back by existing and asked him to apply IcyHot on my upper lower back. Now I'm dying laughing because the answer was "above the wing of the red dragon."

Please y'all tell me that some of you have tramp stamps with IcyHot on them!!!!