[MEME] The rest of the MLS is next.

LMAOOOOO the Sporting Kansas City just got COOKED by a team that most people forgot existed like five minutes ago. The San Jose Earthquakes came into KC, put their feet on the coffee table, ate all the BBQ out of the fridge, and walked out with a W like they owned the place. Absolute EMBARRASSMENT.

Josef Martinez? This man just became the landlord of Kansas City, Kansas. Sporting’s defense let him walk in like he had VIP access, and Hernan Lopez was out there picking up red cards like they were free rebates at Nebraska Furniture Mart.

I mean seriously, how do you let a perennial wooden spoon contender —a team that had to Google “how to sign a good DP”— completely outplay you in your own house? San Jose Earthquakes are literally undefeated in 2025 regular season play, and it’s thanks to you, SKC. This team hasn’t even had time to disappoint their fans like usual and they’re already taking points off your shelf.

And here’s the real problem for the rest of MLS: San Jose Earthquakes are just getting started. If the defending 13th-place finishers were this easy, what’s going to happen when they roll up on FC Dallas? Vancouver? Colorado Rapids? These so-called “playoff bubble teams” are about to get folded like a cheap lawn chair. These dudes are about to run through the league like a sweaty FIFA Ultimate Team with max chemistry and zero mercy.

It’s over. Pack it up, MLS. You just let San Jose Earthquakes walk in and turn the league into their personal career mode save on beginner difficulty. Sporting Kansas City was just the appetizer—now the rest of you are about to get served.