Hef had rancid old man farts……

Hef has expressed his undying LOVE for hard boiled eggs in a few episodes. I’m sorry but whatever room he entered HAD to stink like old man and 80 year old farts…… here’s how I imagine each Girl reacting……. Bridget: “I love this scent! It brings me back to the mansion. Nothing bad has EVER happened there. It only smelled of sunshine and fresh baked cookies. Allow me to contact Brian O’Lea so he can validate my opinions…. Holly: I definitely smelled the farts but as the main girlfriend I took my role seriously and ignored them. And frankly, I feel like Kevin Burns knew exactly when the farts were going to drop, and made them look like Kendra’s fault. I know I’m nitpicking here but I feel like she should’ve known better at 18 years old. Kendra: “Hef is such a PIMP!” -Does a quick twerk, laughs, then returns to her cell phone (that’s full of friends and quality men who are trying to pursue her) Archie and Lilfoot: It was us the whole time 😳 We’ve never been taken outside…….. also… someone….. help.