FedEx are the biggest bunch of losers I have ever seen

I ordered a new cell phone with Virgin and had the misfortune of having FedEx attempt - if you can call it that - attempt the delivery. Thing is, I never received a single notification, they never tried to buzz my apartment or send me a tracking number or e-mail. They claim to have made three attempts, which means that their driver was a complete incompetent because my apartment number is on the address AND they can use a special notification on the interface for deliveries.

I call them, they say they'll deliver the next day. Nope. I call them throughout the week and their customer service is a bunch of incompetents who can't give a straight answer and whose service is far from uniformed. Finally, a supervisor says that the package will be put on a truck and delivered today for which I should receive a notification. I call them today and...MY PACKAGE IS LOST. No notification received, nothing. I would have stayed home all day waiting for a package they'd actually lost. Now I have to call my service provider and cancel everything because I'm leaving for two months. Just a trashcan company. So gross.