Edie Britt is actually insane, and I just realized how bad it really is

I’m on my third rewatch of Desperate Housewives, and I’ve always found Edie annoying, but now I fully see just how crazy she is. She literally went after every single one of her friends’ exes. • She dated Carl, Susan’s ex-husband. • She tried to steal Mike while he was in a coma (!!). • She dated Carlos and straight-up lied about wanting a baby, pretending she was trying while secretly still on the pill. • She faked a suicide attempt to manipulate Carlos into staying with her. • She blackmailed him over his offshore accounts • She came back to Wisteria Lane with an actual psychopath (Dave) and didn’t care. • She was constantly mean to the other women, never really acting like a friend.

Like… how did I not see the full extent of this before? Every single move she made was shady. I get why the other housewives hated her. I mean, imagine dealing with someone like that in real life.