Dan’s Football Commentary

Is predictably reactionary and borderline cringe at this point.

Josh Allen is a centaur! They’re playing a different sport than everyone!

Sure seems like he says this about a different team every year.

We don’t know what we’re watching! But also let me tell you why this team is the most amazing team assembled and why aren’t we talking about this more? How we don’t know what we’re seeing and yet I know definitively that this guy is a centaur roaming around and they’re playing a different sport!