I’m convinced Crohn’s is a living entity

Feeding off my misfortunes. Most days with it, I’m not eating before 2pm but today; it knows I can’t eat solids (prep day for colonoscopy), I’m hangry at 8:30am 🙄

so this is my first colonoscopy. It’s been ordered and reordered for about a year and a half now but was always postponed from too much inflammation (last reschedule was an insurance change). I’ve got all my directions. Those of you who have been through it before. What can I expect? Will I even have a chance to leave the bathroom once I start this?