What (possibly unhinged) food did you"invent" as a child?

I'll go first: I created a new quesadilla recipe that was filled with nothing besides cream cheese and pepperoni. Made some tonight for the first time in years, and mini me was not a wise child, lmao. My chef sister made a shrimp kebob with grated orange peel, red pepper flakes, butter, and orange juice, and cracked some salt over the whole thing. Still holds up.

What twist did you put on your food as a kid?

Edit: You're all terrible mad geniuses, and I want pictures of everyone's nightmare meals lmao

Edit 2: My younger sister wants her contribution here: Shrimp boiled in straight vanilla extract! She claims it tastes best paired with hot chocolate. XD