Camel
If you do not like the smooth, robust, and Turkish flavor of a camel cigarette (except Camel Crush, not even Turkish), then give me your address and I will come fight you.
Camel Joe = Turkish hero
Malboro man = idk fuck that guy
Newports = only acceptable minimum 4 times per year (one pack only). They are not good and over priced as hell which is MF RACIST as hell for such a shit cigarette.