Maple MAGAs Are Worse Than Trudeau Liberals

This is for the "pro-annexation" crowd: the turncoats, traitors, and seditionists calling themselves Canadian conservations.

I hate Trudeau, but I hate you more. Because what you stand for is far worse than any liberal agenda. You want Canada to lose its ability to self determine by having our 38 million votes swallowed by a massive government with an electorate 10x the size of ours. You want the corruption of Citizens United, which makes the corrupt WE charity scandal look like a validated parking ticket. You want a national-debt-to-GDP ratio of 130% (twice Canada's, even after 10 years of Justin). You want to join a country where violent crime rates are 2-3x worse than Canada's. Your offer is somehow even less conservative than it is Canadian.

Like you, I also identify as a conservative. But I am not like you, because I love my country and believe we can improve it ourselves. I don't believe Canada's sovereignty as a debate topic up for "reasonable discussion". The only reasonable response to seditious words is emphatic intolerance and violent opposition by patriots. And that's what's ironic. You are so eager to sign us all up for a two party system where both sides hate each other so much, political violence is commonplace and political divides destroy families. But maybe political violence is what you really want. Well, be careful what you wish for you maple MAGAs, your dunce caps and bumper stickers make you real easy to spot.