Crack idea: So you fear...........ice skaters...wait what the fuck

AFO discovered All Might's fear which is quite absurd and strangely situational because instead of being afraid of things like I don't know... diseases or the feeling that sooner or later you're going to die and someone is going to say your name for the last time to fall into the pit of eternal oblivion... wow that was terrifying the true fear of All Might the only thing is afraid of for some reason is ice skaters.

AFO realized because in his battle against Prime All Might, he discovered it when there was an ice skating commercial on a giant screen.

AFO didn't end up with a potato face like in the canon, but he became deaf for life when he heard All Might scream like a girl.

The last words AFO heard were.

GET THAT OUT OF THE SCREEN!!! PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.