Why do people think Gortash is attractive?

Pretty much what it says on the tin. I was looking forward to finally meeting him, since a lot of people talked him up on here, seem to want him as a romance option. Well. I’m in Act 3. And I don’t get it.

Gortash looks like the oldest guy at a My Chemical Romance concert who isn’t anyone’s dad. He looks like the kind of guy who tells 14 year old girls they’re really mature for their age. He looks like he smokes cigarettes in his used car full of empty cans and fast food wrappers. It smells crazy in there and he never cleans it.

Can someone explain the appeal to me? Sincere question, I don’t care about spoilers. What am I missing?