Are… are we the baddies?

The Ducks are supposed to be the good guys. I mean we were founded by Disney for fucks sake. And honestly I love being the good guys.

When we signed Gudas, an undisputed villain, I wasn’t thrilled. But he played well, so I lived with it. Then we made him Captain. That’s not really a “good guys” kinda move, but hey, maybe it’s a redemption story. Since being made Captain he’s gone on to play like garbage, but that’s a separate post.

Now we sign Trouba? An even bigger villain. I mean this guy is out here trying to hurt people. Right? Disney hasn’t even made a character so evil he just hurts people. The best comparison would be Syndrome from The Incredibles. Because Trouba is actually evil enough to steal a baby.

I don’t want this. I want to be the good guys again.