What are your top achievements in laziness?

These are mine:

#1: I work in IT. Sometimes, when something crashes on someone's computer, I can’t be bothered to move, so I just connect through TeamViewer.... even if the problem is in the next room

#2: Once, friend left a pink Barbie mug at my place. Sometimes, I’m too lazy to do the dishes, so I drink my coffee from it - and I look completely dumb.

#2a: In extreme cases: if even that mug is dirty and I just want water, I drink it straight from the cooled-down kettle.

#3: I often lie on the bed with a wireless keyboard. When I don’t feel like getting up to turn off the computer, I open cmd and set a shutdown timer