I got stuck in a funny loop / attempted masturbation

First time experiencing getting stuck in a loop haha. I'd had about 2g and went for a lovely walk in the woods, got back home and thought 'I bet wanking would feel great!'.

For the next hour I was stuck in a loop of thinking 'wanking would be great', getting into bed, opening laptop, putting porn on, start to handle the meat, forget what I was doing, getting out of bed, walk around room then staring out the window, thinking wanking would be great...repeat at least 5x times.

Any other funny loop/glitch stories?