Reminder: Don't Feed the Trolls

All,

There has been a recent uptick in troll activity in our community. In order to prevent further proliferation, please adhere to the following guidelines: - If you see a troll, do not engage. Because of their inherent insecurity, they are always starved for love. This deficiency often manifests in attention-seeking behavior. Simply report troll activity to our expert moderators since they are better equipped to deal with such levels of toxicity. - Please hang your comments out of reach. This is easily done by using multisyllabic words that trolls cannot digest. Positive, self-affirming language is also effective. Avoid posts about people such as Emma Watson and AOC. Those will trigger a troll's gooner response, resulting in their matriarch having to do additional cycles of their crusty laundry, thus putting our climate goals in jeopardy. - Finally, stay focused on making Seattle the best community possible. We can achieve this as individuals by studying basic theory/critical thinking, reviewing/validating our media intake, and then collectively discussing solutions to local issues. Since trolls do none of these things, they will likely get bored and disengage.

Thanks and Happy Redditing!